Why you should Switch from Mac to Windows

So, you like your big Mac or cheesy Windows baked, broiled or fried in artery-hogging bacon fat? Battles and wars have endlessly been fought over this very issue. Fortunes wagered and lost. Empires also. Gods overthrown from Olympus for supporting one side of the issue or another. And here we are about to hash over the same topic again. Sighs. Good thing I got a 4-inch thick bulletproof vest on and a Kalashnikov in my breast pocket! So let’s begin, but kindly keep the 991 line on speed dial and your membership in the local Krav Maga club active.

So, let’s finally begin. Both are undoubtedly excellent designs, packing features your grandfather from the 80’s would definitely think as science fiction and are Salem witch trials worthy. While both provide relatively similar capabilities, the design philosophy are different as apples and orange windows. The Mac is the perennially overachieving honor student, ivy league graduate who is expected to leave a mark akin to Mount Washington on history. While the Windows is the guy who went to trade school and fixes your plumbing like a boss. But for that, it’s still magnificently effective and we think superior at what it does. Here’s why we think so.

• Gaming: A subject very dear to my heart, liver, spleen and sadly my savings! The Windows OS quite simply wins the triple Olympic gold and a golden handshake into the bargain on this one. It packs all the blockbusters, the little the great and the wondrously awesome. Its simply the Eden and Valhalla of gaming rolled into one glorious orgasm-inducing package.

The Mac on the other hand packs a few little itty bitty games only a visually impaired and arthritic Johnny Appleseed can love. Yes, it’s that gut-wrenching and diarrhea-inducing bad.

• Price: The Windows can effortlessly be the poor man’s or company CEO tool of choice depending on pocket length, depth, and breadth combined with personal preference. There’s quite simply something for everyone of all means. Prices range from a little over $100 to exotic configurations featuring multi-screen, multi-storage and multi-graphic cards combos that might cost enough to pay off that particularly gruesome debt Greece owes to the galactic emperor EU.

The Mac comes expensive as sin and about as palatable. For the price of the cheapest Mac bundle, you can easily get a mid-range spec Windows PC with most of the bells and whistles not even available on the Mac.

• Variety: Apple only produces the Mac in a peanut variety of types. A pretty bare bread-basket to choose from. Windows devices come in an eye-wateringly array of choices from laptops to desktops to hybrids to phones to this to that. The cornucopia is pretty extensive for all. With additionally different specs and configurations to suit your needs, however odd or particular tasking it might be.
• Support: the Mac indeed has excellent support. Except that costs an arm, leg and kidney. Plus its product warranty is pretty limited. Windows devices come sporting a year to 3 years product warranty. Beat that apple!
• Apps: The Windows ecosystem packs apps and software like a chipmunk storing seeds for a particularly long winter. You could scroll through the delish listings all day without coming close to exhausting it. The Mac cupboard on the other hand is pretty icky bare and dull.

So, all these and more show the Windows platform superiority over the Mac. Should you switch over. Absolutely like a bullet train on NOS.